Friday, August 3, 2012
Goddammit! And here I was, enjoying a months'-long, Palin-free news section! What the hell?
This loudmouth, TOO?! And here I was thinking the American press was finally tired of documenting every hot breath this blowhard exhales! What's going on?
Honestly, I could give two wet shits what a crappy, Christian-run fast food chain thinks, re: gay marriage. Chik-Fil-A is about as tasty as raw cardboard on a bun, anyway. Mind you, if it was In & Out Burger or Viva Burrito making such statements? I'd be pissed - I'd hate to have to avoid such levels of tastiness because it didn't jibe with my politics, dammit!
But, really! Why did the press have to go digging under whatever rock this torturous trio's been hiding under? Do they really need the oxygen of publicity even more?!
As for intolerant Christians, I say, "Let 'em eat Chik-Fil-A." It just proves even their tastebuds are wrong....
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
...but would you settle for him chowing down on a fried pork chop?
Remember, kids: Friends don't let friends vote for Mormon Republican millionaires who help pioneer outsourcing. Thank you.